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Grand Poobah

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Quarantine thoughts ...


Damn, I am bored.

Consider this ISOLATION QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1 I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 I get to take the Garbage out. Im So excited, I cant decide what to wear.
Day 7 Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 Went to a new restaurant called The Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, Im getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. Hes a Web Designer.
Day 11 Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, What the hell do you want now?
Day 12 I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you cant accidently touch your face.
Day 14 Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.
Day 15 Anybody else feel like theyve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

jk


-- Edited by sfgiants on Friday 10th of April 2020 06:20:33 PM

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Very clever Jim. Nicely done. Good to know youre turned a little differently.

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Jim Edelman


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God no, I'm not that clever. A collaboration.
jk

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And honest .


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Jim Edelman


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Jimmy - thank you...humor is great medicine for the mind.

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