Oh my God, please don't tell me we are kissing sisters again. But that reminds me of an old joke. A nun goes to confession and says Bless me father for I have sinned, I've seen a naked man. The priest says well sister just say ten hail Mary's and wash your eyes at the holy water fountain.A second nun goes to confession and says Bless me father for I have sinned I've touched a naked man. THe priest says well sister say ten hail Mary's and go wash your hands at the holy water fountain. Two minutes later the first nun is rinsing her eyes out and the second is washing her hands when a third nun comes over and says " Move over girls I have to gargle."