Yesterday at New Scotland, the 37 Pirates experienced a horrific drubbing by the Giants. As we cried in our beer, we came up with a plan for a fantastic bonfire to burn our 2008 scorebook. Being huge health nuts, and giving up smoking years ago in order to follow our dreams of being the oldest guys to make it to the majors, we couldn't find a match, lighter, or even flint and a rock with which to realize our sad plan. As a result, evidently subconsciously, we decided to leave the book to deteriorate in the elements on the first base side of the field. With some of the pain beginning to fade today, I decided to write this post asking for help in locating this dubiously valuable book. If any of you out there find said book, please call me at 588-4445 and I will reluctantly make arrangements to meet you at your convenience to retrieve it. Thanks.
