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march mayhem


late reports from the times union center are focused on the head of security being run over by crazed saint fans. if anyone sees q's manhood,please bring it to the banquet. i heard that saint bernard lookin girl actually laughed when she realized what she had in her hands, and that aint right

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Where did the serenity waterfall go? That's a pretty loud flower.

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i love flowers. if it wasn't for baseball,all i would do is garden.

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oh,and eat burrito's too.
Pfffffffftt! oops. do farts have lumps?

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Hey, Pedro
What are you trying to say...that you like burritos or that if it wasn't for baseball you would be a "landscaper"???

Andale, compadre
Gino
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If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be 400 pounds. Guess that would make me the landscape.

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Always knew you were a metrosexual deep down.................

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Dear Ed,
I don't know what a metrosexual is,but if it means supporting the right of you and the fella's you run with to wear your leather chaps whenever you want,you have my blessing. Knock yourself out.
Giggity Giggity

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Are the men on the moon looking for a waterfall, flowers or are they staging some sort of protest?

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A metrosexual is a male who appreciates the finer things in life, (such as flowers, wine, the arts), yet is quite male when it comes to other "things".....including CDMSBL

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this is the house on Martha's vineyard that at one time belonged to the funniest guy around before he passed away. his name was John Belushi. we go to a home right on the other side of the field to this house. this house is now owned by a dork named jim belushi who loves to block access to the most beautiful private beach you have ever seen. because he doesnt like people to use the end of his 500 ft. driveway as a right of way to reach the path that brings you to the ocean.even tho there are contracts deeding the right to do so.now that the ocean is coming to eat his house within the next few years, old Jim wants to be friends and move his house away from the cliffs. but now he wants to build on the property of the people who he gives a hard time to.he is even funnier than the guy he plays on t.v.things sure have a way of workin themselves out.if you listen at night when it is very late,you can hear the ocean coming for his house.bye house. bye Jim.

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i am calling a mulligan on my last post here. under extreme pharmacological duress when this was written.

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